Gilmore Girls Season Five, Episode Twenty: How Many Kropogs to Cape Cod?
Rory is excited about her upcoming internship. She’s Googled Mitchum to find out everything about him, and she’s disappointed when Logan can’t tell her anything personal about him. Her first day is a little hectic and she calls Logan and begs him for tips. He gives her a few pointers, like Mitchum switches to decaf after four.
Luke goes to the Twickham house and finds Taylor underneath a pile of mannequins. He’s been trapped for two hours and nobody has come, so Luke convinces him it’s time to sell the place.
Rory mentions to Emily and Richard that she had dinner at the Huntzbergers, and they freak out because it’s been a whole week and they haven’t reciprocated. Rory tells Lorelai, and she insists on being invited, too. Rory says that’s fine, but Lorelai has to call Emily and tell her she’s coming. Emily says that if she comes to dinner this Friday, she has to come every Friday.
Richard calls Lorelai and says a guy he knows, Mike Armstrong, found out about the article coming out about the inn. Mike wants to possibly buy the Dragonfly and keep Lorelai on to manage it. Luke yells about how she just opened the inn and shouldn’t sell it. Lorelai says she has no intention of doing so, but then Luke changes his mind and says she should at least meet with the guy. Lorelai starts thinking it might be a good idea.
Dinner is annoying. Emily treats Lorelai like a redheaded stepchild all night. Logan says his building is ninety Kropogs from Rory’s, and of course Lorelai feels left out because she’s the only one who doesn’t know Yale slang. Emily gives Lorelai a martini with an onion in it. Logan steals a knickknack from the parlor as part of a Life and Death Brigade thing and leaves something from the last rich person’s house he was in. Of course Emily notices immediately and Lorelai makes Logan give it back. All through dinner, Richard and Emily try to drop hints that Logan and Rory should get married on Cape Cod.
After Logan and Rory leave, Lorelai tries to tell Emily and Richard to back off. She tries to tell them the Huntzbergers were mean to Rory and tells Emily Logan stole the knickknack. They don’t listen to anything she says and she gets totally frustrated.
Categories: Season 5Logan: Maybe I’ll just shoot you an email.
Emily: Shoot me an email. That is so clever!
Posted on April 28, 2010
I irrationally loathe the phrase “shoot you an email.” I don’t know why, but whenever I hear it I get unpleasant chills.
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I’d be pissed if someone gave me a martini with an onion in it, too.
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